Mom goes: Ria, go on a sabbatical!

while

Dad goes: Dapat may bago kang BF pag-balik ko!

RYAN LEFT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF RAVEN HILL CEMETERY AND ALL THE PLAGUE EATERS AND SPIDERS AND UNDEAD THINGS CAME AND KILLED ME

I think I can honestly say that I now know how to play DotA. XD

*goes off to learn how to use more heroes*

HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MY DAD.


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One day, we're going to franchise Burger Machine in the US. Because McDonald's sucks (YOU SUCK MCDO KATIPS) and because Burger Machine is THE FUKKEN' SHIT. And because Burger Machine is having a buy one take one promo at the moment, it's buy one THE FUKKEN' SHIT, take one THE FUKKEN' SHIT. Then we're going to get 50 Cent to endorse it. Then it'll ( Read more... )

I WANT TO PLAY L4D

GOING TO ZAMBALES. LAST MINUTE FAMILY PLANS. IN A FEW HOURS. HAVEN'T PACKED. YAY GO ME D: *passes out*

Mom: RIA, MY FRIEND'S CHOIR IS GOING TO COME HERE ON MONDAY WITH A PRIEST AND THEY'RE GOING TO SING AND PRAY FOR YOU.

Me: :|

If you want to understand Ryan's post, you need to watch these:

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HEY GUYS IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME WALTZING AROUND ATENEO IN MY PAJAMAS GO TO ZEN GARDEN TOMORROW AT 11:30am FOR THE LULZ.

ALSO:


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